Illegal Immigration

The American Nationalist crowd has its knickers twisted about the influx of 'foreigners.' Their posture flirts with overt racism, though of course they deny this element of their thinking.

The Idiot Liberals have concocted a plan in which, as usual, they attempt to jargonize the universe into conformity with their views. To wit, there is no longer such thing as an 'illegal immigrant.' People who are here yet have no legal right to be here are now known as 'undocumented' instead. Presto! Problem solved.

The Owner Class and its surrogates propagate the self-serving canard that, legal or not, the immigrants 'are only taking jobs that Americans won't do.'

Here is my proposal for solving the illegal immigrant problem:

1) Anybody, regardless of citizenship status, who uses fraudulent documents to establish eligibility to work in the State of Minnesota, shall be guilty of a felony.

2) Any employer found to be employing greater than a threshold percentage of legally ineligible workers, shall be subject to criminal penalties. (The threshold percentage to be established in proportion to the total size of the employer.)